Well, that was a bad date. She was a horrid beast anyway.
FU Hoopla's one-note Saxon chant of "fire the coach" is heard. You got your point across.
This was not the worst football game I have ever seen. I recall an ETSU-VMI (or Davidson) game in the 80s that was worse. And of course there was the Dunwoody Tiny Titans versus Roswell Jackets (the 98 pound class, not those huge 120 pounders) in 1971 that really stunk up the place. Now that was a bad game.
Gone are the days when Furman would field a well-disciplined, coordinated field of unified players. Those were the days. - we were noticeably smaller than the opponents, and maybe not even as fast, but we were simply better.
Watching the Furman Offense these days is like going to a jazz concert featuring a new composer. It looks and sounds like a bunch of guys all playing something different at the same time. You know there's a plan somewhere in there, and its rehearsed, but the time is a funky 15/16 or something and you can't find a theme. Then a musician drops his trombone and another defecates in his bassoon and FU Hoopla wants the conductor fired, but no one's listening because only twelve people have remained in attendance.
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