Purple Rain at end of Mercer game

[Paul C]

I would like to someday visit Five Star Used Cars Stadium.

[FUBeAR]

I would like to someday visit Five Star Used Cars Stadium.

Thank you for coming out to the Mercer Ticket Office on this beautiful day. Pleasure to meet you. My name is Rudy Sheridan...and your are? OK...Tell me, Mr. C., where do we need to be, payment-wise, to get you into that shiny facility? May I call you Paul?

[Furmanoid]

Who cares if Mercer beat us at football? Our girls just punished them in tennis.