THE ADMINISTRATION OBVIOUSLY DOESN’T CARE

[gofurman]

Other things this “troll” GoFurman has done.

PAY MY OWN MONEY for the “guess the score thread” contest winner so as to create interest. Like $20 each week to the winner. This was a few years back I did this. And it worked. Few of yall probably recall that. Several more people started guessing each week. Fell off during COVID …. but I am the only person here to pay from my own pocket to generate website interest.

Also bought a hundred dollars or more of Furman memorabilia from AP - I think it was AP?

Yeah, that’s a troll. 4000 posts here. 80 at Wofford site? 50 at Citadel site? 1000 on AGS as same GoFurman nomenclature…

[FUTex]

Relax. Everything's going to be okay. You know how an email can be taken wrongly? Same with a post. There's no inflection or nonverbal cues in a post.

Yes, Cave, not Dave. And it was specific to California Psychics, which is owned by a certain Jason Freeland and is part of the Psychic Friends Network.

So I called California Psychics (first three minutes were free!) and asked why Joshua Harris was suspended from the team. The psychic told me it had something to do with violating team rules. Then the psychic cut me off and said he knew what I was going to ask next and it wasn't that kind of phone service and I was a filthy pervert, and he hung up.

But my next question wasn't filthy. At all. I just wanted to know if it was possible for Wofford to engage their own selves in marital congress. Because, as far as I'm concerned, that's something they can go and do.

[Affirm]

This thread is magical.

First apaladin is sore that we have a home game during fall break, blaming ED. And it just descends from there into madness. FUBear helps me to understand that my ED, which was not caused by that painful UTC I caught from the toilet seat, is not to be blamed on the Jim Beam. No, it was that girl's fault. And its true, she willfully neglected to tell me she was heinous. You think something like that would have come up earlier in our meeting. But I didn't come here to air my resentments from years gone past...

Back in 1979-82 we didn't get no fall break. We went to class and studied all the dang time. You see, most classes graded on the curve, and most of your fellow students were super-nerds who graduated at the top of their HS class. You had to go HARD every day. John Johns insisted.

Then GoFurman gets miffed because someone slighted him. Hey, don't miff the Gofurman. He loves this board. The trick to reading a Gofurman post is to imagine him as one of Bill Swerski's Superfans. Your life will be better that way.

Why hasn't Gofurman ever asked me to check my PMs? I think he's singled me out to be ignored. I am perfectly willing to apologize to anyone for anything, even if its completely unwarranted. I'm sorry. I'm a very sorrowful person.

Somewhere in there Davemeister interjects the awesome stat that over 98% of psychics are rejected by their fellow psychics. It was on the radio. The one in his truck. Now that's a valid point well-made.

As Kamala Harris said: "We need to step back and consider what we're dealing with here. We're talking about a home game, okay, during fall break. A home game. Look, I know, and lot of progress has been made, on this front as others are too, as we're looking for all the dreams and all the creativity, okay, in the Furman program, which is a program at Furman, to imagine a home game in the future unburdened by fall breaks of the past. Because that's what this is. And that's what my administration will do."

“AND WE’RE NOT GOING BACK. WE ARE NOT GOING BACK!”
(Although some might want to wear MFGA caps for “Make Furman Great Again”. Maybe “improve” the abbreviation to something easier to pronounce, like “MaFGA”? On the other hand, maybe just stick with “F U”.

[Affirm]

Fordham University Football is not 0-5.
It won’t be this year, but maybe one of these days we’ll have a “Furman vs. Fordham” game, with people yelling “F U” and “F U” back and forth at each other.
Then we would know the Administration DOES care. (There are plenty of flights from GSP to New York.)

[FUBeAR]

[Affirm]

If only the Administration cared!

[FUATT]

I did not get called out and no one has PMed me. I am shamed.

I will work up a dose of rancid political rants and heinous insults and come back soon to earn my just rewards.

No poster left behind!

[Choir Boy]

"Let me be clear" (hear Kamala Harris voice), I was not the one that drew a conclusive line between the comment CCH had about having a home game during Fall Break and associating that with "THE ADMINISTRATION OBVIOUSLY DOESN'T CARE.". No coach would love the scheduling conflict. It happens all the time with holidays mentioned on a previous post at all schools. I happened to recall CCH mentioning it during the Monday presser and pointed everyone to his comment.

I also said I have not seen any indications of the headline of this thread and in fact said I didn't like it.

I WILL say this...I have hardly seen a constructive post by Gofurman or apaladin. One prior person said they didn't even think they were fans of or associated with Furman. That would make a lot of sense. I've even worked on a filter to screen all of your posts.

While I like you agreeing with my thoughts, I wish you weren't trolling around on this board.

Go DIns! It's a weekly race! Increase some rushing yards! Beat Chatt!!!

F Kumala and anyone who mentions her name in a positive light.

[FUBeAR]

I did not get called out and no one has PMed me. I am shamed.

I will work up a dose of rancid political rants and heinous insults and come back soon to earn my just rewards.

No poster left behind!

This is a shameless lie & unadulterated misinformation!

FUATT is gaslighting the entirety of the TheUFFP citizenry! FUBeAR has the receipts…

SHAME!!!!

[FUATT]

I did not get called out and no one has PMed me. I am shamed.

I will work up a dose of rancid political rants and heinous insults and come back soon to earn my just rewards.

No poster left behind!

This is a shameless lie & unadulterated misinformation!

FUATT is gaslighting the entirety of the TheUFFP citizenry! FUBeAR has the receipts…

SHAME!!!!

Meet me out behind the Publix off Duncan Chapel and we can settle this like men. PBR shotguns at 10 paces.

(am I doing it right?)

[Davemeister]

the only miss is it was Cavedweller who said the 98% pyshcic thing. Not Dave. But hey we are on a roll like when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor !!!

Thanks gofurman! Glad you've got my back. Wish CBS had a fact-checker like you.

P.S. Tex is still my Freen. But I would never impugn the accuracy of my fellow psychotics, especially those in California.

[gofurman]

the only miss is it was Cavedweller who said the 98% pyshcic thing. Not Dave. But hey we are on a roll like when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor !!!

Thanks gofurman! Glad you've got my back. Wish CBS had a fact-checker like you.

P.S. Tex is still my Freen. But I would never impugn the accuracy of my fellow psychotics, especially those in California.

Wait - WHAT ! - my FACTS are right? YES ... THEY ... ARE - yes, all the news networks need better fact checkers these days. but that is a whole different subject... Sad what our news has become.

But Tex is absolutely a freen... as are you my man Dave ! Great Furman peeps. You and I got the mojo right to beat Citadel last week (with your weekly question) so I replied to your question exactly the same regarding UTC as I did Citadel

And Tex has the bestest humor !!! Man, Tex is hilarious

Go Furman - beat UTC !

[FU Hoopla]

I am just glad to see we will be able to bus tons of Students to the SoCon hoops championship game this year (should we be fortunate enough to make it) as school will be back in from Spring Break by March 10th

[gofurman]

I did not get called out and no one has PMed me. I am shamed.

I will work up a dose of rancid political rants and heinous insults and come back soon to earn my just rewards.

No poster left behind!

This is a shameless lie & unadulterated misinformation!

FUATT is gaslighting the entirety of the TheUFFP citizenry! FUBeAR has the receipts…

SHAME!!!!

Meet me out behind the Publix off Duncan Chapel and we can settle this like men. PBR shotguns at 10 paces.

(am I doing it right?)

LOL - FUBeAR and FUATT are good guys. PBR at 10 paces will settle anything. I LOVE PBR. TO prove my undying love of the 15 pack I have at home right now ----

I was in CHarleston for our game and you bet I have been by this place a lot -- They sell the most PBR (12 ounce cans) in the country !!. I should get a cool point for this knowledge though I bet a lot of you know this ... they have often sold the most PBR cans in the WORLD !

"WEBJul 23, 2019 · The Recovery Room sells more 12 oz. PBR cans than any other bar in the country. ... Charleston, SC 29403 Phone: 843-577-7111 Email:"

"WEBJan 22, 2021 · In 2015 King Street dive Recovery Room sold more Pabst Blue Ribbon 12-ouncers than any other establishment in the WORLD !!!, and it appears the bar will continue to take home that title in 2021. Owner Chris …"

https://vinepair.com/articles/charlesto ... -most-pbr/

https://www.postandcourier.com/charlest ... 1f2a7.html

[FUATT]

gofurman I was at the game in Charleston too. We should have caught up. Or maybe we did LOL.