• Furman at Wofford Negative Nancy Thread

 #80309  by tim
 Wed Nov 15, 2023 3:59 pm
FUTex wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2023 2:29 pm
A major mojo around Snyder Field? Holy Moly. I had no idea. This mojo build for the Wofford game is becoming entangled in complexities. The Paladins may have to resort to the ol' Pell Mell play to get a W this Saturday.

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I have horrible memories of Snyder field and Furman losses usually in the rain and spooky things happening. I think it's still there, once I went to a basketball game in their old gym, Furman lost and I made a wrong turn and couldn't find my way out, finally saw an exterior door and burst through it....and there it was......Snyder. My son asked " what's that"? I said never mind let's find the car.
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 #80311  by FUTex
 Wed Nov 15, 2023 4:04 pm
So, to wrap things up so we can make a gameplan...

We have to make a blocking mojo against both Asian "The Conqurer" Ayers and the evil portal known as Snyder Field,
AND
We have to make an attacking mojo, using the power of the Fallen Angel through the Doughboy tossing a grenade and shove a spiritual M80 up the Terrier butt.
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 #80312  by FUTex
 Wed Nov 15, 2023 4:07 pm
And let's not forget we can use that handy laser coming out of the Townes statue butt in Greenville. Its a dandy.
 #80315  by FUBeAR
 Wed Nov 15, 2023 6:54 pm
FUTex wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2023 4:07 pm
And let's not forget we can use that handy laser coming out of the Townes statue butt in Greenville. Its a dandy.
Mirrored Drone laser bounce - don't have to transport Chuck - just tilt him forward and aim!

 #80316  by Louis Tully
 Wed Nov 15, 2023 7:24 pm
FUBeAR wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2023 6:54 pm
FUTex wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2023 4:07 pm
And let's not forget we can use that handy laser coming out of the Townes statue butt in Greenville. Its a dandy.
Mirrored Drone laser bounce - don't have to transport Chuck - just tilt him forward and aim!

“I thought of that. But they already had it.”
 #80321  by Flagman
 Wed Nov 15, 2023 9:01 pm
The standard halftime show at WHO-ford is a frisbee catching dog.
 #80325  by Bootie
 Wed Nov 15, 2023 9:22 pm
JohnKX512 wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2023 8:57 pm
Is the butt laser happening at half time? It would be disrespectful to disrupt the historic Wofford Marching Band half time show
Great idea. I didn’t even consider this initially but it could put our mojo in overdrive for the second half.
 #80339  by FUTex
 Thu Nov 16, 2023 1:15 am
Super. It should be obvious to everyone now our plan in detail, and each individual's part and responsibility. Now let's get to it and start building that nasty mojo.

I want for years to come people shake their heads in disappointment at what the Paladins do to the Terriers this Saturday. "Its just a game" they'll say "and for Coach Hendrix to drive up the score like that didn't seem very sporting. I mean, those kids on the Wofford team simply didn't deserve such a shameful, humiliating beating. It was real hard to watch."
 #80345  by Fred Garvin
 Thu Nov 16, 2023 7:33 am
Flagman wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2023 9:01 pm
The standard halftime show at WHO-ford is a frisbee catching dog.
Great! Always a fun time to be had by all when the Converse girls are in attendance....
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 #80347  by FUBeAR
 Thu Nov 16, 2023 8:16 am
Fred Garvin wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2023 7:33 am
Flagman wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2023 9:01 pm
The standard halftime show at WHO-ford is a frisbee catching dog.
Great! Always a fun time to be had by all when the Converse girls are in attendance....
FUBeAR was wondering when they would come up. Personally, FUBeAR was a fan of the crews from ShoeU. in SparkleCity. On occasion they traveled well and played hard. Just sayin'
 #80348  by Mr. Taggart
 Thu Nov 16, 2023 8:20 am
FUBeAR wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2023 8:16 am
Fred Garvin wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2023 7:33 am
Flagman wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2023 9:01 pm
The standard halftime show at WHO-ford is a frisbee catching dog.
Great! Always a fun time to be had by all when the Converse girls are in attendance....
FUBeAR was wondering when they would come up. Personally, FUBeAR was a fan of the crews from ShoeU. in SparkleCity. On occasion they traveled well and played hard. Just sayin'
Shoe U is now co-ed, so the Converse All-Stars can join in the fun.
 #80349  by Fred Garvin
 Thu Nov 16, 2023 8:25 am
FUBeAR wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2023 8:16 am
Fred Garvin wrote:
Thu Nov 16, 2023 7:33 am
Flagman wrote:
Wed Nov 15, 2023 9:01 pm
The standard halftime show at WHO-ford is a frisbee catching dog.
Great! Always a fun time to be had by all when the Converse girls are in attendance....
FUBeAR was wondering when they would come up. Personally, FUBeAR was a fan of the crews from ShoeU. in SparkleCity. On occasion they traveled well and played hard. Just sayin'
They knew where What's Happenin Blvd was and they did travel well
 #80493  by FUTex
 Fri Nov 17, 2023 1:15 pm
Mojo is building people. Getting pretty ripe. Keep it going.

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