VMI at Furman Negative Nancy Game Thread

[cavedweller2]

Make sure to remember that possums eat vomit.

[Bootie]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Opossum

[FUBeAR]

FUBeAR does not find it coincidental that this fine piece of art is highlighted by VMI’s colors.

[FUTex]

Damn possums. Vomit-eating, George Jones-looking, nasty nasty possums. A truly vile critter.

Let's familiarize ourselves with the four basic defenses of the possum, for surely VMI will use the same:
1-pretending to be dead
2-gaping open its mouth showing its sharp little nasty possum teeth
3-drooling
4-anal gland secretions through its rectal butt anus, which is really really nasty

[FurmAlum]

Would it be beneficial if we had a possum (or part of a possum) on hand for the game?? If a whole possum is required does it need to be alive? As the duly-elected mayor of Possum Kingdom, I can prolly make this happen.

Is Possum Stew the Main Course at the FFPA Tailgate this week ... or nah?

Yes I think it should be and would be good with some Fillet of Skunk. Possum slime makes a good sauce if mixed correctly with some basil, oregano, and a touch of cayenne pepper.

[cavedweller2]

Damn possums. Vomit-eating, George Jones-looking, nasty nasty possums. A truly vile critter.

Let's familiarize ourselves with the four basic defenses of the possum, for surely VMI will use the same:
1-pretending to be dead
2-gaping open its mouth showing its sharp little nasty possum teeth
3-drooling
4-anal gland secretions through its rectal butt anus, which is really really nasty

Wow. You vomited directly on one too. Mojo is strong.

[Bootie]

Would it be beneficial if we had a possum (or part of a possum) on hand for the game?? If a whole possum is required does it need to be alive? As the duly-elected mayor of Possum Kingdom, I can prolly make this happen.

Is Possum Stew the Main Course at the FFPA Tailgate this week ... or nah?

Yes I think it should be and would be good with some Fillet of Skunk. Possum slime makes a good sauce if mixed correctly with some basil, oregano, and a touch of cayenne pepper.

To be clear, I was NEVER suggesting anyone should ingest the possum.

[FUTex]

Oh Cave. A guy vomits on one possum and he gets labelled. It was a one-time event.

To be fair to me, and to put things in perspective, I had been drinking quite heavily throughout the day and had consumed about 5000 calories in junk food. At one point in the early evening I was at a bowling alley chugging beer out of a plastic gallon jug. Later on I was not even allowed in the Knights Inn. Then I saw a possum eating vomit, and I started to gack, and then there was a loss of control. So you see, I'm really not the classless guy the possum vomit story may indicate.

VMI = Vomit Marsupial Ingestion

[FUBeAR]

Oh Cave. A guy vomits on one possum and he gets labelled. It was a one-time event.

To be fair to me, and to put things in perspective, I had been drinking quite heavily throughout the day and had consumed about 5000 calories in junk food. At one point in the early evening I was at a bowling alley chugging beer out of a plastic gallon jug. Later on I was not even allowed in the Knights Inn. Then I saw a possum eating vomit, and I started to gack, and then there was a loss of control. So you see, I'm really not the classless guy the possum vomit story may indicate.

VMI = Vomit Marsupial Ingestion

That’s prolly the classiest possum vomit story FUBeAR has ever heard/read. Your standards are clearly impeccable.

3 for 1 at The Knights Inn, right? Did that include Ingestable Possums or were those only available as Eaches?

[Fred Garvin]

Oh Cave. A guy vomits on one possum and he gets labelled. It was a one-time event.

To be fair to me, and to put things in perspective, I had been drinking quite heavily throughout the day and had consumed about 5000 calories in junk food. At one point in the early evening I was at a bowling alley chugging beer out of a plastic gallon jug. Later on I was not even allowed in the Knights Inn. Then I saw a possum eating vomit, and I started to gack, and then there was a loss of control. So you see, I'm really not the classless guy the possum vomit story may indicate.

VMI = Vomit Marsupial Ingestion

That’s prolly the classiest possum vomit story FUBeAR has ever heard/read. Your standards are clearly impeccable.

3 for 1 at The Knights Inn, right? Did that include Ingestable Possums or were those only available as Eaches?

Awesome look at how animals survive....

Kind of like the dogs that were engaged in some really intense humping by the dumpsters in the back of Woodwinds....the male really had his game face on: the female was being receptive but was also chewing on the remnants of some chicken while pounding was happening.

[FUBeAR]

Oh Cave. A guy vomits on one possum and he gets labelled. It was a one-time event.

To be fair to me, and to put things in perspective, I had been drinking quite heavily throughout the day and had consumed about 5000 calories in junk food. At one point in the early evening I was at a bowling alley chugging beer out of a plastic gallon jug. Later on I was not even allowed in the Knights Inn. Then I saw a possum eating vomit, and I started to gack, and then there was a loss of control. So you see, I'm really not the classless guy the possum vomit story may indicate.

VMI = Vomit Marsupial Ingestion

That’s prolly the classiest possum vomit story FUBeAR has ever heard/read. Your standards are clearly impeccable.

3 for 1 at The Knights Inn, right? Did that include Ingestable Possums or were those only available as Eaches?

Awesome look at how animals survive....

Kind of like the dogs that were engaged in some really intense humping by the dumpsters in the back of Woodwinds....the male really had his game face on: the female was being receptive but was also chewing on the remnants of some chicken while pounding was happening.

Popeye's?

[FUTex]

The mojo is brewing. We've got Bootie bringing a possum stick, there's talk of all things possumry, vomit, and two dogs humping next to a dumpster at Woodwinds. This is good mojo.

[Flagman]

Tex needs an Image.

[FUBeAR]

The mojo is brewing. We've got Bootie bringing a possum stick, there's talk of all things possumry, vomit, and two dogs humping next to a dumpster at Woodwinds. This is good mojo.

*two Popeye's Chicken-eatin' dogs

[FUTex]

Just a friendly reminder that the VMI mascot is Moe the Kangaroo, a marsupial. We know the four defense tactics of the marsupial in North America, and our mojo is brewing mightily. Now, specific to possumology, does anyone know how to express secretious glands?

I do realize we all want an old school 55-0 shelacking of VMI (a la Furman in the 1980s), but that is not in the cards this year. VMI is too good on D for that. On the other hand, Furman does stand a chance of shutting them out; I am not an admirer of VMI's O.

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