• ETSU at Furman Negative Nancy Game Thread

 #78701  by FUBeAR
 Sun Oct 29, 2023 6:28 pm
Bootie wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2023 6:13 pm
tim wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2023 4:52 am
Gotta somehow get that rattler to Chatt. Major Mojo in Paladin Stadium yesterday.
It’s my guess that the Little People have a network of tunnels perhaps reaching as far south as Paris Mountain, and westward to Chattanooga. I trust they will bring that rattle with them.

UTC has been in the no-man’s land of undecided mascots for a century. “Mocs” used to be snakes, the poisonous water moccasin. They shoulda stuck with that. Then they were a shoe, now a bird. This indecision will likely not work in their favor.

https://gomocs.com/sports/2019/10/1/whats-amoc
It’s not indecision, Bootie.

Chatt is just Mascot Fluid. FUBeAR has even seen them use this particular item of clothing as their Slam Poetry Team’s mascot…

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 #78718  by JohnKX512
 Sun Oct 29, 2023 8:22 pm
FUBeAR wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2023 6:28 pm
Bootie wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2023 6:13 pm
tim wrote:
Sun Oct 29, 2023 4:52 am
Gotta somehow get that rattler to Chatt. Major Mojo in Paladin Stadium yesterday.
It’s my guess that the Little People have a network of tunnels perhaps reaching as far south as Paris Mountain, and westward to Chattanooga. I trust they will bring that rattle with them.

UTC has been in the no-man’s land of undecided mascots for a century. “Mocs” used to be snakes, the poisonous water moccasin. They shoulda stuck with that. Then they were a shoe, now a bird. This indecision will likely not work in their favor.

https://gomocs.com/sports/2019/10/1/whats-amoc
It’s not indecision, Bootie.

Chatt is just Mascot Fluid. FUBeAR has even seen them use this particular item of clothing as their Slam Poetry Team’s mascot…

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They/them/it - identify as a mockingbird wearing handmade shoes riding a train that embodies the fierceness of a water snake.

But skip thirty years of Chief Noc-a-homa knock off?

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