My Expectations For Next Year and Why?

[FUBeAR]

My expectations are for the most part realistic and attainable.....
1. In contention for Southern Conference championship
2. Win the state
3. Green lot parking pass
4. Cooler
5. Purple pregame toast
6. Crank up "Gin n Juice" by the Gourds at 1 post game
7. Walk away from anyone wanting to discuss a Timmons renovation
8. Lower student body douche count at games
9. Problems discussed by our board experts corrected
10. A return of the FUATT victory cheer led by our glorious leader E.D.

You have no expected half-time parameters/activities?

[Fred Garvin]

My expectations are for the most part realistic and attainable.....
1. In contention for Southern Conference championship
2. Win the state
3. Green lot parking pass
4. Cooler
5. Purple pregame toast
6. Crank up "Gin n Juice" by the Gourds at 1 post game
7. Walk away from anyone wanting to discuss a Timmons renovation
8. Lower student body douche count at games
9. Problems discussed by our board experts corrected
10. A return of the FUATT victory cheer led by our glorious leader E.D.

You have no expected half-time parameters/activities?

Rumor has it that the campus fun squad, in an effort to increase student body attendance and retention, is doing away with the halftime pass. In other words, Spaulding Smails III from Vermont, a student that likes to leave at halftime to go watch the swans, is costing football fans a chance to go to the car.

Methinks a $10 a can beer garden announcement is coming........

[FUBeAR]

My expectations are for the most part realistic and attainable.....
1. In contention for Southern Conference championship
2. Win the state
3. Green lot parking pass
4. Cooler
5. Purple pregame toast
6. Crank up "Gin n Juice" by the Gourds at 1 post game
7. Walk away from anyone wanting to discuss a Timmons renovation
8. Lower student body douche count at games
9. Problems discussed by our board experts corrected
10. A return of the FUATT victory cheer led by our glorious leader E.D.

You have no expected half-time parameters/activities?

Rumor has it that the campus fun squad, in an effort to increase student body attendance and retention, is doing away with the halftime pass. In other words, Spaulding Smails III from Vermont, a student that likes to leave at halftime to go watch the swans, is costing football fans a chance to go to the car.

Methinks a $10 a can beer garden announcement is coming........

Beer garden was there in 2019. FUBeAR is good with that. Prefer to have the halftime exit/return option, but ready access to the nectar of the gods is the real issue. I’ll treat you to 1x/game in 2021, Fred.

Owe you that for your football game ‘sponsorship’ of (one of) FUBeAR’s other (former) vices.


BTW - I believe it was draft vs. can. Reckon if they can find highly exp’d pourers, Anita & Beth, to staff it this Fall.

Ahhh...the EW. Those were the days, my friend!

[cavedweller2]

Mini bottles are a fans best friend in a no exit at halftime situation.