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Furman vs. UTC Negative Nancy and Pessimist Patty Thread
PostPosted:Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:07 am
by Roundball
I’ll start the foolishness.
Re: Furman vs. UTC Negative Nancy and Pessimist Patty Thread
PostPosted:Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:24 am
by FUBeAR
FUBeAR often hears that it’s hard to beat the same Team twice in a season.
FUBeAR does not like for his Team to have to do hard things. Why can’t it be easy to win Football games, Conference Championships, and National Championships? Just think how much more we could all enjoy ourselves if these things were easy.
FUBeAR doesn’t like his Team to have to do hard things.
Beating Chattanooga on Saturday is and will be a hard thing.
FUBeAR does not like it. It may be too hard. Can we just not show up?
Re: Furman vs. UTC Negative Nancy and Pessimist Patty Thread
PostPosted:Tue Nov 28, 2023 9:03 am
by gman84
Life is too hard now....let's just have a participation trophy.
Re: Furman vs. UTC Negative Nancy and Pessimist Patty Thread
PostPosted:Tue Nov 28, 2023 9:32 am
by gofurman
gman84 wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 9:03 am
Life is too hard now....let's just have a participation trophy.
Sadly, our society does this. I am sure you are aware
Re: Furman vs. UTC Negative Nancy and Pessimist Patty Thread
PostPosted:Tue Nov 28, 2023 5:03 pm
by Bootie
Yo Tex, what’s the mojo plan for this weekend? Your simply being here may be mojo enough but I’m willing to also do a dance or something.
Re: Furman vs. UTC Negative Nancy and Pessimist Patty Thread
PostPosted:Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:02 pm
by gofurman
Bootie wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 5:03 pm
Yo Tex, what’s the mojo plan for this weekend? Your simply being here may be mojo enough but I’m willing to also do a dance or something.
Everyone do EVERYTHING necessary for this game. Please. Wear underwear inside out. Whatever you did the last time we played UTC. whatever it takes. Bootie do you have the rattler? Or did you do something else last time we played these guys?
Everyone bring the mojo !!! Come to the game and be loud!!! I don’t care if it’s raining
Re: Furman vs. UTC Negative Nancy and Pessimist Patty Thread
PostPosted:Tue Nov 28, 2023 10:08 pm
by FUTex
Bootie wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 5:03 pm
Yo Tex, what’s the mojo plan for this weekend? Your simply being here may be mojo enough but I’m willing to also do a dance or something.
I'm bringing a nasty nasty mojo with me. Its in a jar. Sealed in a glass jar. This is the same mojo that caused Texas A&M to lose to Tennessee thus flushing their whole season. It is a foul, horrid mojo. Its an abomination, and its in a jar. I'm going to get Flagman's blessing before I unleash it, for it requires someone worthy to direct its dreadful path. Hate-filled nasty nasty business this mojo in a jar is.
And yes, we are going to do a dance.
Re: Furman vs. UTC Negative Nancy and Pessimist Patty Thread
PostPosted:Tue Nov 28, 2023 10:38 pm
by Bootie
gofurman wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:02 pm
Bootie wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 5:03 pm
Yo Tex, what’s the mojo plan for this weekend? Your simply being here may be mojo enough but I’m willing to also do a dance or something.
Everyone do EVERYTHING necessary for this game. Please. Wear underwear inside out. Whatever you did the last time we played UTC. whatever it takes. Bootie do you have the rattler? Or did you do something else last time we played these guys?
Everyone bring the mojo !!! Come to the game and be loud!!! I don’t care if it’s raining
gf you haven’t been paying attention. If you recall from the ETSU at Furman Negative Nancy thread, I gave the rattler to the Little People at Western as a gift. I left it under the Ramsey Activity Center. I did not make that up. It was 100% true. It resides there for eternity. Its mojo power will likely never run out. I’m certain it’s why WCU didn’t make the playoffs.
The post was #78630. Here’s a quote to help:
Bootie wrote: ↑Sat Oct 28, 2023 7:27 pm
…As we were leaving the Western game last Saturday and discussing the success of the rattle, my buddy said to me, “Why don’t you just leave it here and break the curse for good?“
I never imagined I would give up my rattlesnake tail, but I pondered for a moment and considered the following:
a) the rattle was nearly 30 years old and had deteriorated to the point that it was so fragile it could hardly be handled without falling apart, and
2) for the past 20 years has been sitting in a box, adding to the clutter in my home, and
III) The Cherokee have reported that if the Little People are treated with respect, they can actually bring you protection and favor…
I decided, why not?? At that very moment, we were passing by the Ramsey Activity Center and I saw a grated drainage culvert going under the building which looked a whole lot like what could’ve been a former (or current) Little People tunnel. I placed the rattle on a shelf inside as a gift. Then this week the Furmans won and the Westerns lost. You cannot get more proof than that.
Unfortunately, in hindsight, I realize I might have single-handedly brought down the 2023 WCU football program. I sincerely apologize, as that was not my intent.
Re: Furman vs. UTC Negative Nancy and Pessimist Patty Thread
PostPosted:Tue Nov 28, 2023 11:21 pm
by FUBeAR
FUTex wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 10:08 pm
Bootie wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 5:03 pm
Yo Tex, what’s the mojo plan for this weekend? Your simply being here may be mojo enough but I’m willing to also do a dance or something.
I'm bringing a nasty nasty mojo with me. Its in a jar. Sealed in a glass jar. This is the same mojo that caused Texas A&M to lose to Tennessee thus flushing their whole season. It is a foul, horrid mojo. Its an abomination, and its in a jar. I'm going to get Flagman's blessing before I unleash it, for it requires someone worthy to direct its dreadful path. Hate-filled nasty nasty business this mojo in a jar is.
And yes, we are going to do a dance.
This unleashing, jar opening, and dancing sounds hard.
FUBeAR doesn't like to do hard things.
Can we just maybe put an open jar of Duke's down beside our tailgate chair, under which our faithful very old dog, Ojom, is tethered...and maybe just gently sway a little to the Bare Naked Ladies channel playing on the Pandora App/JBL-speaker thing?
FUBeAR can do that. It's not hard.
Re: Furman vs. UTC Negative Nancy and Pessimist Patty Thread
PostPosted:Tue Nov 28, 2023 11:49 pm
by FUTex
FUBear, you don't have to dance if you don't want to, although seeing a roided-out knight riding a cocaine bear whilst wielding a ridiculously over-sized marital aid doing a dance would be some powerful mojo.
Ixnay on the Ukes-day Ayonaisse-may. We don't want to give away our secrets in a public forum.
Re: Furman vs. UTC Negative Nancy and Pessimist Patty Thread
PostPosted:Wed Nov 29, 2023 8:14 am
by gofurman
Bootie wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 10:38 pm
gofurman wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:02 pm
Bootie wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 5:03 pm
Yo Tex, what’s the mojo plan for this weekend? Your simply being here may be mojo enough but I’m willing to also do a dance or something.
Everyone do EVERYTHING necessary for this game. Please. Wear underwear inside out. Whatever you did the last time we played UTC. whatever it takes. Bootie do you have the rattler? Or did you do something else last time we played these guys?
Everyone bring the mojo !!! Come to the game and be loud!!! I don’t care if it’s raining
gf you haven’t been paying attention. If you recall from the ETSU at Furman Negative Nancy thread, I gave the rattler to the Little People at Western as a gift. I left it under the Ramsey Activity Center. I did not make that up. It was 100% true. It resides there for eternity. Its mojo power will likely never run out. I’m certain it’s why WCU didn’t make the playoffs.
The post was #78630. Here’s a quote to help:
Bootie wrote: ↑Sat Oct 28, 2023 7:27 pm
…As we were leaving the Western game last Saturday and discussing the success of the rattle, my buddy said to me, “Why don’t you just leave it here and break the curse for good?“
I never imagined I would give up my rattlesnake tail, but I pondered for a moment and considered the following:
a) the rattle was nearly 30 years old and had deteriorated to the point that it was so fragile it could hardly be handled without falling apart, and
2) for the past 20 years has been sitting in a box, adding to the clutter in my home, and
III) The Cherokee have reported that if the Little People are treated with respect, they can actually bring you protection and favor…
I decided, why not?? At that very moment, we were passing by the Ramsey Activity Center and I saw a grated drainage culvert going under the building which looked a whole lot like what could’ve been a former (or current) Little People tunnel. I placed the rattle on a shelf inside as a gift. Then this week the Furmans won and the Westerns lost. You cannot get more proof than that.
Unfortunately, in hindsight, I realize I might have single-handedly brought down the 2023 WCU football program. I sincerely apologize, as that was not my intent.
fari enough. if it is that powerful maybe we should go get it and drop it on the utc sideline.
Re: Furman vs. UTC Negative Nancy and Pessimist Patty Thread
PostPosted:Wed Nov 29, 2023 10:16 am
by palafan
FUTex wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 10:08 pm
Bootie wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 5:03 pm
Yo Tex, what’s the mojo plan for this weekend? Your simply being here may be mojo enough but I’m willing to also do a dance or something.
I'm bringing a nasty nasty mojo with me. Its in a jar. Sealed in a glass jar. This is the same mojo that caused Texas A&M to lose to Tennessee thus flushing their whole season. It is a foul, horrid mojo. Its an abomination, and its in a jar. I'm going to get Flagman's blessing before I unleash it, for it requires someone worthy to direct its dreadful path. Hate-filled nasty nasty business this mojo in a jar is.
And yes, we are going to do a dance.
Glad you found an image. CCLOT
Re: Furman vs. UTC Negative Nancy and Pessimist Patty Thread
PostPosted:Wed Nov 29, 2023 10:40 am
by Bootie
gofurman wrote: ↑Wed Nov 29, 2023 8:14 am
Bootie wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 10:38 pm
gofurman wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 8:02 pm
Bootie wrote: ↑Tue Nov 28, 2023 5:03 pm
Yo Tex, what’s the mojo plan for this weekend? Your simply being here may be mojo enough but I’m willing to also do a dance or something.
Everyone do EVERYTHING necessary for this game. Please. Wear underwear inside out. Whatever you did the last time we played UTC. whatever it takes. Bootie do you have the rattler? Or did you do something else last time we played these guys?
Everyone bring the mojo !!! Come to the game and be loud!!! I don’t care if it’s raining
gf you haven’t been paying attention. If you recall from the ETSU at Furman Negative Nancy thread, I gave the rattler to the Little People at Western as a gift. I left it under the Ramsey Activity Center. I did not make that up. It was 100% true. It resides there for eternity. Its mojo power will likely never run out. I’m certain it’s why WCU didn’t make the playoffs.
The post was #78630. Here’s a quote to help:
Bootie wrote: ↑Sat Oct 28, 2023 7:27 pm
…As we were leaving the Western game last Saturday and discussing the success of the rattle, my buddy said to me, “Why don’t you just leave it here and break the curse for good?“
I never imagined I would give up my rattlesnake tail, but I pondered for a moment and considered the following:
a) the rattle was nearly 30 years old and had deteriorated to the point that it was so fragile it could hardly be handled without falling apart, and
2) for the past 20 years has been sitting in a box, adding to the clutter in my home, and
III) The Cherokee have reported that if the Little People are treated with respect, they can actually bring you protection and favor…
I decided, why not?? At that very moment, we were passing by the Ramsey Activity Center and I saw a grated drainage culvert going under the building which looked a whole lot like what could’ve been a former (or current) Little People tunnel. I placed the rattle on a shelf inside as a gift. Then this week the Furmans won and the Westerns lost. You cannot get more proof than that.
Unfortunately, in hindsight, I realize I might have single-handedly brought down the 2023 WCU football program. I sincerely apologize, as that was not my intent.
fari enough. if it is that powerful maybe we should go get it and drop it on the utc sideline.
gf, one does not give a gift and then take it back. Especially from the Little People. That would go against all social norms and create an HUGE amount of negative mojo.
Re: Furman vs. UTC Negative Nancy and Pessimist Patty Thread
PostPosted:Wed Nov 29, 2023 12:32 pm
by Fred Garvin
I am full of pessimism this week!
1. It's gonna rain so Mrs. G is having issues with proper headwear.
2. The rain will increase our chances for injury which is causing me Round 3 pessimism if we get there.
3. We may have to use the lights Saturday . Did someone check them? I hope using lights doesn't lead us down the road of wearing our night home uniforms.
4. Fred has been constipated all week and I fear that I will have to drop a mud brick at the stadium Saturday. The rain will cause me to wear extra layers and some of those layers will be wet. This will cause the seat to get wet as I take off rain gear and this will create a very negative mud release experience. If I can't release the hounds Friday night I may not even come to the game.
5. When is the banquet? Is the public invited?
Re: Furman vs. UTC Negative Nancy and Pessimist Patty Thread
PostPosted:Thu Nov 30, 2023 12:22 am
by FUTex
Mojo Alert.
Bad news and more bad news. First, Fred Garvin is terribly constipated. We need to get them intestines moving again. For the love all things holy, all we're asking for here is a little help. Maybe a purple suppository with a diamond F on it. Anything, really. A garden hose, a gerbil, a firecracker...
Second bad news is my mojo in a jar exploded. Possum parts everywhere. I transferred the essence to a screw-topped bottle and am bringing that. Hope it works.