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From my original Nancy thread. “This thread is for those that love to live in misery. Post away. The rest of us will stay positive and root for our Paladins.”

These Negative Nancy threads have turned in to something special. Have fun!

They are stooopid! …..and you’re not the one that is supposed to start it anyway(FUTex) so you’ve already screwed it up.

apaladin wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 12, 2023 1:38 pm

They are stooopid! …..and you’re not the one that is supposed to start it anyway(FUTex) so you’ve already screwed it up.

Not that it matters, but I started the first one for the Western Carolina. I am glad FUTex started one for the ETSU game.

After Saturday, one team will be 10-1, the other, 1-10.

I think this is a dandy start to the Negative Nancy thread for Wofford. Roundball starts it (he was the originator anyway), apaladin calls it stupid (he's the prime reason for such a thread), and away we go!

Now let's get that mojo cooking, shall we?

As was pointed out by keen observers in the VMI Negative Nancy thread, the key to the mojo against Wofford will be 1)unwarranted ad hominin attacks and 2)countering their culturally insensitive statuary. I've got some ideas. I'm working on some things.

Where is the statue to Asian Jerry Reed on the campus of WC? If you are going to be ethnically diverse you need to have an Asian Jerry Reed .....

Also....
Jerry Richardson likes hairy legs

Who-ford?

Fred Garvin wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 13, 2023 7:19 am

Also....
Jerry Richardson likes hairy legs

Last week, I quoted George Jones. This week, it's Conway Twitty. To paraphrase the philosophy of Mr. Richardson,

In my mind she's still a lady, that's all I'm gonna say.
I knew that I'd been broken by the time we parted ways.
And I know I held more woman than most eyes have ever seen,
That night I knew a lady wearin' tight fittin' jeans.

Excellent research Fred Garvin and Mr. Taggart. That's exactly the kind of in-depth analysis we need.

Wofford has some powerful mojo. They have a huge reservoir built up from Daddy Neal alone.

FUTex wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 13, 2023 12:17 pm

Excellent research Fred Garvin and Mr. Taggart. That's exactly the kind of in-depth analysis we need.

Wofford has some powerful mojo. They have a huge reservoir built up from Daddy Neal alone.

Be careful, your reservoir could contract a nasty infection if you spend too much time in the NuWay, pre or postgame.

Let's all bring a nice piece of cardboard to Hardees Biscuit Field on Saturday. I think a nice 11:55 slide down the hill by hundreds of purple champions would be such a positive mojo the rat eaters would run under the porch. If you can't bring cardboard then strongarm steal it off a Whoford kid.

Do not share this info with Whoford grads. They do have Asian Burt Reynolds on their side. He is old but is still capable of using his 27th degree blackbelt and roundhouse kicking a few of us . He has strong mojo.

Jerry Richardson uses sausage gravy to shave Jack Roper's legs.

Fred Garvin wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 13, 2023 2:03 pm

Jerry Richardson uses sausage gravy to shave Jack Roper's legs.

Does he lick his legs after he shaves them or before?

Louis Tully wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 13, 2023 5:37 pm

Fred Garvin wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 13, 2023 2:03 pm

Jerry Richardson uses sausage gravy to shave Jack Roper's legs.

Does he lick his legs after he shaves them or before?

After, silly. Moisten with water before, liberally apply the sausage gravy, shave (with the hair growth grain, thank you), then lick clean. Easy Peezy.

Its already Monday night and we don't have a way to deal with that Abomination in Bronze, Ayers the Hun.