Leonard's Losers
PostPosted:Fri Oct 12, 2018 3:38 pm
It’s been a long month down at the firehouse with hurricanes and floods and upsets even the best prognosticator couldn’t see coming down the tracks. Things were so bad the little smart pill machine blew some gears after they melted down in east Tennessee and had to be rebuilt. But don’t worry, all the equipment is up and running again. The floods have receded, the storms have headed out to sea and there is fair weather ahead for college football. With that, let’s get to the only pick that matters:
Wofford versus Furman
After the head small dog retired last year, there was consternation in the Hub City over whether the Milk Bone chewers would be able to handle anything larger than a bite-size liver snap. Those fears appear to be unfounded as the Sparkle City canine-ettes have come out of the gate barking and inflicted some small wounds on the ankles and calves of unsuspecting visitors to Jerry World. This week, the post-sniffers head over to the Poinsett Highway stables to see if they can scare some horsemen into conceding a victory. After last year’s contest up I-85, a concession is highly unlikely. Clay Hendrix’ Knights are spoiling for a fight and they’ll get it. These dogs can bite, but they aren’t immune to a horse hoof to the head. There will be dog fur and horse hair all over the field. A piece of Paris Mountain may even fall down. In the end, the home team will raise the death dealer flag once again. In a close one, Leonard’s Loser: Wofford.
Wofford versus Furman
After the head small dog retired last year, there was consternation in the Hub City over whether the Milk Bone chewers would be able to handle anything larger than a bite-size liver snap. Those fears appear to be unfounded as the Sparkle City canine-ettes have come out of the gate barking and inflicted some small wounds on the ankles and calves of unsuspecting visitors to Jerry World. This week, the post-sniffers head over to the Poinsett Highway stables to see if they can scare some horsemen into conceding a victory. After last year’s contest up I-85, a concession is highly unlikely. Clay Hendrix’ Knights are spoiling for a fight and they’ll get it. These dogs can bite, but they aren’t immune to a horse hoof to the head. There will be dog fur and horse hair all over the field. A piece of Paris Mountain may even fall down. In the end, the home team will raise the death dealer flag once again. In a close one, Leonard’s Loser: Wofford.