THE WORST SINCE 1972

[FU Hoopla]

Chior Boy's mom if she could see the posts he's made on GoPaladins....

[FUBeAR]

The problem with FU Hoopla's posts is they are dismissive of the football team. After a loss he posted something like "at least basketball season begins soon." For a football fan, we don't wanna hear that in our season on the UFFP's football thread. It sounds somehow insulting, invites an unparallel comparison, and is just plain whiney.

But let me get to the real issues for FU Hoopla. Possums have the shortest gestation of any mammal in North America. Its only 12.5 days. The little babies, called joeys, are pumped out of the filthy possum vagina 16 to 25 in a batch. Each nasty little baby is about the size of a booger, and is hairless, pink and repugnant. I do not know if they are edible. I do know you can roll them in EZ Wider but they don't smoke good. Anyway, the little tiny joeys crawl from the putrid possum abomination canal to the pouch, which is a distance of about two inches. There the little tiny joeys grapple onto an possum teet by swallowing it. Yessir, swallowing it. There they fester, these 16 to 25 reprehensible little freaks, until they get some wirey hair and develop them beady eyes, and then they come out and eventually make their way to a garbage can. And that's why FU Hoopla caught so much grief on this thread.

One post of many in the 'Basketball thread' by your buddy Choir Boy last year....

There are many more posts like this that he has made disparaging the basketball program...

If you want to defend someone without being a hypocrite then you might want to find someone else to defend...
Glad I could set the record straight

Here’s a record…

FU Hoopblah has made more posts in this single thread in the Football Forum in 5 days than Choir Boy has made in the entire Basketball Forum in 5 years.

FUBeAR reckons “many” must be an ambiguous term relative to a user’s lack of self-awareness.

[FU Hoopla]

The problem with FU Hoopla's posts is they are dismissive of the football team. After a loss he posted something like "at least basketball season begins soon." For a football fan, we don't wanna hear that in our season on the UFFP's football thread. It sounds somehow insulting, invites an unparallel comparison, and is just plain whiney.

But let me get to the real issues for FU Hoopla. Possums have the shortest gestation of any mammal in North America. Its only 12.5 days. The little babies, called joeys, are pumped out of the filthy possum vagina 16 to 25 in a batch. Each nasty little baby is about the size of a booger, and is hairless, pink and repugnant. I do not know if they are edible. I do know you can roll them in EZ Wider but they don't smoke good. Anyway, the little tiny joeys crawl from the putrid possum abomination canal to the pouch, which is a distance of about two inches. There the little tiny joeys grapple onto an possum teet by swallowing it. Yessir, swallowing it. There they fester, these 16 to 25 reprehensible little freaks, until they get some wirey hair and develop them beady eyes, and then they come out and eventually make their way to a garbage can. And that's why FU Hoopla caught so much grief on this thread.

One post of many in the 'Basketball thread' by your buddy Choir Boy last year....

There are many more posts like this that he has made disparaging the basketball program...

If you want to defend someone without being a hypocrite then you might want to find someone else to defend...
Glad I could set the record straight

Here’s a record…

FU Hoopblah has made more posts in this single thread in the Football Forum in 5 days than Choir Boy has made in the entire Basketball Forum in 5 years.

FUBeAR reckons “many” must be an ambiguous term relative to a user’s lack of self-awareness.

Come on FUBeAR is this the best you got??
I thought you swore off wasting time talking to me, and you come back with this weak sauce post

[FUBeAR]

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[FU Hoopla]

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[FU3]

Hoopla (Version 8.0) always does the same schtick. Runs down the football program as part of his bizarre view that if football can suck enough it will be banished and the University and all of its donors will immediately dump money into basketball and Hoopla will have been the catalyst. This is the point where he gets some push back for being an irritant and then begins posting and re -posting on whatever he posted on 5 minutes ago. After some relatively mild confrontation he gets the vapors and stumbles to his fainting couch and informs us he is done with trying to illuminate the unwashed once and for all. Like Lazarus he reappears several weeks later with a different name…. rinse and repeat.

[FU Hoopla]

Hoopla (Version 8.0) always does the same schtick. Runs down the football program as part of his bizarre view that if football can suck enough it will be banished and the University and all of its donors will immediately dump money into basketball and Hoopla will have been the catalyst. This is the point where he gets some push back for being an irritant and then begins posting and re -posting on whatever he posted on 5 minutes ago. After some relatively mild confrontation he gets the vapors and stumbles to his fainting couch and informs us he is done with trying to illuminate the unwashed once and for all. Like Lazarus he reappears several weeks later with a different name…. rinse and repeat.

A few truths/facts....

In 30 years on this website I have had a grand total of 4 different names chief

I liked football a lot and hyped it on here more than ANYONE until FU could not keep pace with App St. and GSU and FCS football became a watered down product, I still like Football but its nowhere near what it was...

FU Basketball over the past 10 years has seen a massive resurgence and has done some incredible things on the NATIONAL stage, the potential for it moving forward is immense, I am ALLDIN baby

[Choir Boy]

Chior Boy's mom if she could see the posts he's made on GoPaladins....

My Mom has passed.....I would be very careful on what you say going forward......

[FU Hoopla]

Chior Boy's mom if she could see the posts he's made on GoPaladins....

My Mom has passed.....I would be very careful on what you say going forward......

You should be very careful......

It says "if she could see the posts he's made"

Come on dude read........

[FU Hoopla]

[FU Hoopla]

This has been fun, see yall in the Basketball thread in a few weeks